Simon Balkan

mr-chatter-box:

truevikingericnorthman:

…Pet human?

Yes. You would be mine. Under my protection. Mine to drink from. My possession.

…..-stumbles back towards door, clearing his throat- I think I have to leave now.

I would not hurt what is mine, Simon. Do not run. That only makes it more fun. Vampires like the hunt, Simon. I do need an answer…

No thank you! -falls out door, scrambling to feet- I’m fine, really.

I’m so dreadfully bored.

mr-chatter-box:

truevikingericnorthman:

mr-chatter-box:

Don’t you have, ah, sex with others? I mean, don’t you already have…people?

I do, but I’d keep you as my pet human if you will. I do not have any at the moment. And I must confess, you are rather cute Simon…

…Pet human?

Yes. You would be mine. Under my protection. Mine to drink from. My possession.

…..-stumbles back towards door, clearing his throat- I think I have to leave now.

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onthepointofablade:

mr-chatter-box:

onthepointofablade:

mr-chatter-box started following you

Don’ t’ink we’ve met.

No! I don’t believe we have either, Simon Balkan, pleasure to meet you.

Arn’chu a friendly littl’ flow’r? Ah’m Burke.

Friendly, certainly, flower maybe not as much. That is a very interesting accent Burke, you’re Irish then?

Any last name I’d know?

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imgoingtobethatgirl asked

Oi! I'm sorry. Wish I could help!

Quite alright, really, I think I’m adjusting quite well.

I’m so dreadfully bored.

mr-chatter-box:

Don’t you have, ah, sex with others? I mean, don’t you already have…people?

I do, but I’d keep you as my pet human if you will. I do not have any at the moment. And I must confess, you are rather cute Simon…

…Pet human?

imgoingtobethatgirl asked

*nods* Yeah.... but what're you doing here in this time?

Bloody hell if I know! I just woke up here. It was all very traumatic, really.

demonurian started following you

Hello there, how are you this evening my fine gentleman?

# demonurian

I’m so dreadfully bored.

mr-chatter-box:

S-sex? With me?

You are aware that is—Well, was illegal, aren’t you?

Was. And in my era, we killed out right, feasted, and had sex on the tables where the boars head once was. Your point?

I’m not quite sure I have one anymore.

Is that all you had for objections?

Don’t you have, ah, sex with others? I mean, don’t you already have…people?